I bet you drink almond milk
because you're actually lactose intolerant.
You fool. 

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I like writing. Well, I like writing if it’s not for work because writing for work is like…. that 2,000-word...

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I mother effing hate this commercial. Actually, you know what? I hate this commercial so much that I’m going to...

A ghetto Asian’s hotel struggles

So my husband was going on a work trip to California, and I decided to tag along because well, why sit...

I’m not passive aggressive. I’m just Asian.

A few years ago, I was having problems with a co-worker, largely due to the fact that she was a...

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I like writing. Well, I like writing if it’s not for work because writing for work is like…. that 2,000-word...

Just because you’re single, it doesn’t mean you’re an unhappy idiot.

I mother effing hate this commercial. Actually, you know what? I hate this commercial so much that I’m going to...

A ghetto Asian’s hotel struggles

So my husband was going on a work trip to California, and I decided to tag along because well, why sit...

I’m not passive aggressive. I’m just Asian.

A few years ago, I was having problems with a co-worker, largely due to the fact that she was a...

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Dear husband, I hope that you’re having a good day at work today and that you’re doing a good job...

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I’ve been married for about 8 months now, and while I have misled people on Facebook into thinking that we’re...

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“Sometimes I don’t leave the house because putting on a bra is just too hard (though in my case, it is also pointless).”

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